Alexandra Gartman

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…Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Look, my liege! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Oh, ow! And the hat. She's a witch! Be quiet! Shut up!

No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

And the hat. She's a witch! Bloody Peasant! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Burn her anyway!

  1. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
  2. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
  3. Be quiet!
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