Alexandra Gartman

Second Post

I have to push the pram a lot.

On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Who's that then? He hasn't got shit all over him. Where'd you get the coconuts? Oh, ow! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

The nose? We found them. Bloody Peasant! I am your king. Look, my liege!

  1. I'm not a witch.
  2. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
  3. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.
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