Alexandra Gartman

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Now, look here, my good man.

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I have to push the pram a lot. I am your king. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Look, my liege! We want a shrubbery!!

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. How do you know she is a witch?

Where'd you get the coconuts?

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

  1. What do you mean?
  2. Camelot!
  3. Shut up! Will you shut up?!

Well, she turned me into a newt.

Well, we did do the nose. He hasn't got shit all over him. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. We want a shrubbery!!

  • Now, look here, my good man.
  • Shut up!
  • No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
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